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The Expedition Leader has the map. The Chief Snack Officer has the mince pies, the emergency chocolate and the juice boxes, and therefore — let us be honest — the actual power. This shirt awards the title officially: your family surname arched across the badge, the crew in Santa hats below, and a red ribbon reading CHIEF SNACK OFFICER, so nobody at the services, the in-laws' or the 4pm slump ever has to ask who is in charge of provisions again.
One of five matching roles in the Family Christmas Expedition set. A full crew in the Christmas photograph is the entire point — and four or more pieces in one order ship free (orders over $70 ship free in our store).
Make it yours: write your family surname in the personalisation field at checkout, exactly as you want it printed — we hand-set every badge to order, so please check the spelling twice; we print precisely what you write. Because each one is made individually, allow a little extra making time before dispatch.
Printed on a sturdy heavy-cotton tee. Snack procurement strategy remains the officer's own classified business.
From Fudoul Books — every answer begins with a question.
Personalised Family Christmas T-Shirt — Chief Snack Officer | Matching Family Christmas Expedition 2026 (Add Your Surname)
$25.95
One of five matching roles in the Family Christmas Expedition set. A full crew in the Christmas photograph is the entire point — and four or more pieces in one order ship free (orders over $70 ship free in our store).
Make it yours: write your family surname in the personalisation field at checkout, exactly as you want it printed — we hand-set every badge to order, so please check the spelling twice; we print precisely what you write. Because each one is made individually, allow a little extra making time before dispatch.
Printed on a sturdy heavy-cotton tee. Snack procurement strategy remains the officer's own classified business.
From Fudoul Books — every answer begins with a question.