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There is a language spoken only in clinics. It has words like "bilateral", "stat" and "we are just going to try one more vein", and precisely nobody is born speaking it — you learn it somewhere between your first shadow shift and your five hundredth "and how long has it felt like that?". This badge certifies fluency: DEPT. OF CURIOSITY — CLINICAL DIVISION across the top, FLUENT IN MEDICALESE in letters large enough to read from the nurses' station, and underneath, the job described honestly: I translate "it hurts everywhere" into an actual diagnosis.
The print is lightly distressed, vintage-style, in warm cream — made for dark shirts and long shifts. A gift for medical assistants, nurses, clinic coordinators and every student currently muttering terminology flashcards on the bus.
From Fudoul Books — every answer begins with a question.
Fluent in Medicalese — Funny Medical Assistant T-Shirt | Dept. of Curiosity Clinical Division
$29.95
The print is lightly distressed, vintage-style, in warm cream — made for dark shirts and long shifts. A gift for medical assistants, nurses, clinic coordinators and every student currently muttering terminology flashcards on the bus.
From Fudoul Books — every answer begins with a question.